Bear Newsletter 95 (9/25/05)
From FiranMUX
Bear Clan Newsletter
September 25, 2005
IC News
Lady Commander Zelva had a baby! A boy.. Lord Leander, but a baby it is! It's too bad Lord Docci isn't around to show his son how to be a proper, submissive Bear husband. Riiiight. Ahem. Send your congratulations to the Shadina family, and whatnot.
According to the gossips of the clan, a dead deer was left in the Ista Aldrik Gardens this week as a gift for Lady Petrina. Accompanying the deer was a letter from Lady Tanya and Future Minister of Warlord Adan claiming, "We told you we'd get you a deer!" The Ista Aldrik guards were reportedly slightly amused by the gift, which in Ticanee circles is often considered a courtship ritual. Who knows what the adolescents have going on through their minds?
The Bear clan has a lovely, awesome, amazing, perfect and more importantly, large new warehouse (at -11.-6). If people break in and steal stuff, they'll probably be in big trouble. Or maybe not. Anyone care to test Lord Tagali's patience?
Whoa, have you heard? The Parosh of many titles is going to hold lessons for kids/young adults that want to join the Clan Air Force. (Involving RP with flying on Buttercup with Parosh, and stuff like that.) Anyone trust your children with him? (Or maybe you want to get rid of your kids? Wink, nudge?) He -is- nearing the 30's, after all.
The Health and Welfare Class, taught by Mes Cyrilla, Lord Tagali, and Lady Petrina had a nice turn out! However, after a strange disturbance by that Lord Adan and Lord Sirio (GASP), the class was postponed. Stay tuned for the reschedule!
Mes Sharina is not a whore. She's a non-prostitute person, remember?! No, wait, to one pays attention to those stupid addendums. Whoops! Anyway, she's been seen around the Teranzik Estate, moping. A lot. Really a lot. If anyone cares, that is, she's usually found in the gardens when she like, doesn't have to do Lady Xamori's hair.
Rumor has it the clan has a fairly new female carpenter in town, Mes Zinnia, who's just enlisted in the military as a locksmith. Fairly talkative and full of cheer, she's open and wanting some more commissions. Lord Tagali is her sponsor, too. Support the clan! Etc.
OOC News
Note: I'll probably just move the newsletter from Saturday to Sunday. It seems to be more convenient. For now. Woot
- Updating Characters: Rini, Callidici, Gamara, and Deron.
- Recently Rostered characters: None (to my knowledge.)
- Recently Un-rostered characters: Pamella!
(If I forget you, seriously, slap me. Kthanks.)
