FiranCon 2007 LARP Songs
From FiranMUX
The following songs were "written" by Ladonna's player for the LARP 2007 at FiranCon.
Hralib's Song
(to the tune of "Perfect World" from The Emperor's New Groove)
There were proxies and Clan Leaders,
some were twos and some were features.
There were noble houses up and down the streets.
There were neos and socia'lignments,
they were lacking in refinements
and would buy up platinum, silks, and doggie treats!
He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cruel
In a thousand years of aristocracy
An enigma and a mystery
Of Shami-Firan History
The quintessence of perfection, that is he!
He's the tourmenter of the nation
He's a proponent o' procreation
He's a hep cat with a scar across his cheek
Years of such selective breeding
Generations have been leading
To this snuffer out of the fun we have to sneak.
What's his name?
Hralib! Hralib! Hralib...
He's the tourmenter of the nation
He's a proponent o' procreation
He's the horn-ed dude who walks with refinement,
And this f-ed up world will spin
Around his every little whim
'Cause this enslaved world begins and ends with him
What's his name?
Hralib! Hralib! Hralib...
Dreaming of a Free City
(to the tune of "White Christmas")
I'm dreaming of a free city,
just like the one we used to know.
Where the worst threat was when
they almost installed Avahlon
but that was thwarted don't you know....
I'm dreaming of a free city,
just like the one we used to know.
There's something... missing.
It's Taleo kissing
all of the girls he could caress.
I'm dreaming of a free city
with every scroll they make us burn.
They came and issued decrees!
and now all we wish is to be free.
Down by the Docks
(to the tune of "Down by the Bay")
Down by the docks
where the OC was
down to our homes
we dare not go
for if we do,
our masters will say,
"Did you ever see a goat
make a Firan float?"
Down by the docks!
Down by the docks
where the OC was
down to our homes
we dare not go
for if we do,
our masters will say,
"Did you ever watch the Juniks
burnin' in their tunics?"
Down by the docks!
Down by the docks
where the OC was
down to our homes
we dare not go
for if we do,
our masters will say,
"Do you ever see a whore
walkin' anymore?"
Down by the docks!
Down by the docks
where the OC was
down to our homes
one day we'll go!
And when we do,
our buddies will say,
"Hralib came n conquered
but we really know he's bonkers!"
Down by the docks.
