Gods channel goes to the birds

From FiranMUX

[Gods] Feathered Uf cannot comment on unfortunate events of the evening. Birds are flighty, after all.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "yep!"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "One might say, things happened on a wing and a prayer."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "but this was like, 6 IC months ago. Buttercup, my darling griffon, died of old age."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh facepalms.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "bad Uf."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Beak good to me, or I will continue."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "hen will you stop it with these terrible puns?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Don't get down!"
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik says, "Uf's very talon-ted with them."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "I'm talon-ted in the ways of the pun."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik laughs.
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik read a goddess's mind. I rock.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "or will you just continue to parrot other people's ones? :P"
[Gods] Feathered Uf laughs and gives Kelarik star. :)
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Primary reasons aside, I can't continue to tail others, no."
[Gods] Hottest Teffie Xamori says, "Clearly, we all need to pray and give her better puns."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Eggactly, Xamori."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "My heart is wren-t over such events as this evening."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Just remember it's Elik that likes you naked as a jaybird."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Sort of like a feather in his nest, yes?"
[Gods] Hottest Teffie Xamori just cries.
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik pulls out a quill and jots these down for later usage.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "ah b'jeezus."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Oh come now, there are more puns to be had. Claw your way out of the slump!"
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron doesn't have the talion-t for it.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Owl bet everyone has at least one more to share."
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "They need to be goosed out of it."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "new rule: if any Unotian, clergy or not, starts spouting these terrible puns at me they're off to serve Nelabam."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "He's better at clawing his way up."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "If you can't think of any on your own, try robin' your neighbor."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh falls over.
[Gods] Scrumptulescent Torianos says, "Wow."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik is not swift enough to beat Uf at the pun game. I'll just have to watch with hawkeyed wonder.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Duck! Here comes another one!"
[Gods] Feathered Uf waits for someone to cry fowl.
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron nods, "Though I think Torianos is seeking someone to sparrow him more puns."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "man, all you do is crow and crow."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Which is kind of funny when you consider how seedy he can be."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Let's keep on an even keel here, folks."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Don't let all this get stuck in your craw."
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "Well, you're already being stern..."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik says, "The cardinal rule is to be creative."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "No tailspins down into big punishment?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "See! Here's an updraft of creativity!"
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik thinks you're just raven, Myron.
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron sighs, "Of course you'd crow about that."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik says, "Gawd, can't you even snipe right?"
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "At least you're not bitter-n."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron shakes his head, "Alas, no, I've got chicken legs."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "you may have chickenlegs, but you've got a very big eagle."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik grouses about how uncreative he is at his puns tonight.
[Gods] Hottest Teffie Xamori says, "You know, Uf...you should make the birds go psycho like on, well, The Birds. That would rock."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Just beakcause they're a little scrawny is no reason to be sad!"
[Gods] Feathered Uf is a bit pigeon-toed herself.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh eyes Xamori.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "now I'm glad I've got an iron helmet."
[Gods] Feathered Uf giggles at Xamori. Now she's giving me ideas. Egg-selent!
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh facepalms. Just guano away, Xamori! We don't need to give Uf crazy ideas.
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron spots a shell game here...
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "Tern about and don't magpie your wealth; gull-ing the innocent is no way to get passet this! It'll be a lark once we wren-ch our way through, but only if we watch like hawks now."
[Gods] Feathered Uf applauds Phillida! You are an inspiration to all of the fledglings!
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh just wants to 'owl at the terribleness of these puns.
[Gods] Peace and Dreams Triane says, "..."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Puns are not nest-essarily such a bad thing!"
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "but when they're bad, flight is necessary."
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "I have a very corn-y old grandfather of 93 going on 94. By now, he's beginning to resemble a vulture, but he's more like a clam; happy as can be, and still calls me to tell me cornball jokes."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik quails at the might and majesty which Phillida presents in the way of puns. Comparatively, I can't so much as chicken-scratch the surface.
[Gods] Feathered Uf thinks all yall are just ducky.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Next time I am looking for punsters, I'll be sure to chick out this channel first!"
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik does admit, we're hatching some bad ones.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "I think the lull is just people incubating more."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Perhaps they feel a bit broody?"
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida says, "That and me pecking away at my keyboard."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh cries.
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik says, "Oh, don't get your feathers all ruffled, Parosh, y'old turkey."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Well, to be honest, while I thought this all rather fletching, I thought that we've regurgitated the same puns enough."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "this is just getting me down. :("
[Gods] Peace and Dreams Triane cries with Paro.
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik isn't sure I can worm another one out. Alas.
[Gods] Zin's Littlest Cheerleader Phillida thinks she'll re-comtitle, for tonight only.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "You must be jess-ting. Are you sure I can't lure you into more fun?"
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Trying to worm more out of us?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "I suppose you're going to accuse me of having hood-winked you."
[Gods] Chicken of the Sea Phillida says, "There we go."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron curses Kelarik for using it.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Feather or not you agree, I've found this quite amusing."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron gives up, holds his nose, and y-owls away into the night, giving up the contest.
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik admits, I'm pheasantly surprised at how many puns have taken flight.
[Gods] Feathered Uf is sorry you aren't more a-mews-ed, in fact.
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "We have done a fine job at hawking our wares, hm?"
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh facepalms. You're all Eagle-y punning terribly, here.
[Gods] Chicken of the Sea Phillida says, "I suppose we shouldn't spur you on. Though it's a bit eyrie how many of us appear to think alike."
[Gods] Feathered Uf will accipit-yer resignations from the conversation though.
[Gods] Chicken of the Sea Phillida says, "I feel I've laid an egg, but the yolk's not on me, is it?"
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik admits, I'm sitting here twittering amusedly.
[Gods] Firey Srenna says, "(whimp-oorwills)"
[Gods] Chicken of the Sea Phillida quails!
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "I think we're all starting to sound a bit harrier-ed."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik says, "Ah, and now my heart is warmed by the brilliance of Srenna's shining visage. (Another target, anyone?)"
[Gods] Feathered Uf greets Srenna! Don't mind us, we're just hatching up some trouble. Punning like the rufo'us on fire!
[Gods] Chicken of the Sea Phillida laughs. And really does go quiet now, in order to type. These scrolls won't write themselves!
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "What is this? Old flames night?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "ooh, did you throw another log on?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "That's coald!"
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron says, "Just kindling new relationships."
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik groans. "Spark of brilliance there, Uf?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "We should invite Srenna to com-bust a pun with us."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron isn't just another hot turkey, you know.
[Gods] Firey Srenna grins. I just light up being around you guys (though now I go out)
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh sigh. Lets just pour water on the whole pun thing, shall we? :P
[Gods] Climbin' Trees Kelarik thinks I've already burnt out, admittedly.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "it's all just embers now."
[Gods] Eesha's little combat dummy Myron just doesn't have the hearth to continue.
[Gods] Feathered Uf really does need to either go to bed or get back to studying. My eagle-eyed course directors will see it em-blaze-oned all over my exams next week if I don't light a fire under my tailfeathers, if you know what I mean. Can't be losing steam just yet.
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "I think you've all been smoking coke."
[Gods] Hottest Teffie Xamori says, "Smoking crack!"
[Gods] Firey Srenna says, "I re-ember a sad time before all speech was pun-inspired and droll."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "also, Uf! Sleep? too early for sleep."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "it's best to just burn the candle at both ends."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "Nah, studying just kicks my buteo from time to time. Gotta put my feet to the coals."
[Gods] Fr Dougal MacGuire: Parosh says, "ah, this is terrible. I'm off to the cinema. Toodles, y'all."
[Gods] Feathered Uf says, "As much as this conversation is keeping me glued with rapt attention, I think work had better make me raptor."
[Gods] Doctor Zaius as Javier says, "Work?"
[Gods] Feathered Uf grins and snugs on Parosh. Enjay!