Hydra Newsletter 022 - 04/10/02
From FiranMUX
Brit's Hydra Poop
(Eighth Edition 4/10/02)
Nothing but Sun! Sun! Sun!
Just a reminder to all Poop readers that the Olympics are coming up! Yes, it is that time again, folks, and the Hydra Clan wants YOU! There's still time left to begin training, and there's still time to sign up as coaches! RAH GO HYDRA!!!!
Remember that Zutiv worship needs to be posted in every house and that the new laws /must/ be posted *and soon* or ... well, I don't know. Did Belik give a consequence?.. erm. Anyhoo, Javier's also giving readings of the laws so one can commit them to memory if he or she is illiterate.
Diss Way and Dat
As a new feature of the Hydra Poop, suggested by the Guv himself, a Diss/Praise section will be seen from this on in. If anyone has someone that needs to be dissed, please @mail me who and why. And remember, Belik should /always/ be on the praise list, so use those praises, peeps!
Old? Naw, just Experienced!
- Phaethon turned a happy 23 on January 17th! Whoo!
- Aleem, child to Sarus and Nuri, turned 7 years old on January 23rd!
- Opalina Jaldrish turned 22 years old on January 24th!
- Abderus Mageeran turned 28 years old on January 26th!
Wanted! Dead or Alive
- Quadeem and Vorfus ///STILL/// need people to /HELP/ with the monument!
- Evalina Jessamyn, new bride to Father Javier, is looking for people who would like to volunteer their time and ERP to the soup kitchen.
Oh Baby!
Mes Alee and Mer Ameer Mageeran have just had a beautiful (but crabby) baby girl. They've decided on the name Ameera, after...well, that much is obvious :)
In The Know
We're considering a coordinated diss/praise section of the Hydra Poop. Got an opinion? @mail me with it! Also, feel free to vote yay or nay on it. Your newsletter!
Splat
Keleena, widow of Settranos, was taken off the roster this week (she's single, men). She has two children, Belikos (5) and Arielisha (2). Keleena is a potter and sculptor although she enjoys dabbling in other creative pursuits, such as drawing, weaving and sewing. She also enjoys singing, especially songs to her children. Keleena is very faithful to Zutiv and her religion, praying every day and making sure her children receive proper instructions.
Cantrix, another one we haven't seen in a while, has been taken off the roster! And Kasikonus, perpetually off the roster, was taken. Welcome them all and help them through, eh!?
The Sports Report:
Lady Aldrissa Ista Aldrik, Lady-turned-whore-turned-lady, is said to be marrying Lord Adrastus Ista Barun of Jorjeena Garkenson fame. Well, scandel to scandel, dust to dust.
Another courtship was announced this week. Sir Tatus Marcello and Judge Pomponia Marcello (Once married and divorced) have announced a courtship, with the blessings of the Ranivor, and wish to reconcile their differences.
A new minister for the Cockatrice Clan has been named, one Pia Teranzik, to run and watch over the new Cockatrice Medical Clinic in Sarkaran. Seems also, the poison is still about. Lady Pia, sister to the late Inessa Didoron was poisoned in her home. Word has it that the Priestess Nalia saved her from the brink of death.
Obviously a legal thing, Taria, Oshta of the Ticanee Tribe, has announced, through the courts, that the new Shaman of the Ticannee is Lotis Dawn.
A new Didoron has been announced after recent proof of lineage has been found. Gustan, son of Izzen, and his family have now been welcomed into the arms of the Didoron family.
Dearly Departed
Kell Nesheran died this week, reportedly a suicide. With the recent tragedies fallen upon him, his hand crushed, publicly beaten, spirit broken, it's said he found a poisoned pie in the pantry and ate it.
Notability
Please, do remember that our wizzen and our staff and our PHers put in /so/ much time and hard work on this game. Were it not for them, you wouldn't be reading this right now. They continually put up with rabid @requests, @bb/cramps, and idiot people. Be sure to be patient when trying to get something done, especially if they're already busy.
