Hydra Newsletter 036 - 07/25/02
From FiranMUX
Brit's Hydra Poop
(22nd Edition 7/25/02)
Nothing but Sun! Sun! Sun!
Oy vey! What happened to that Brit girl? Oh, right, vacation. Y'knew about that right? Anyhoo, folks, I'm back and in action (And not constipated, Witranos). No doubt I've missed a few bbposts due to timeouts, but... I'll do my best! Bear with me :) Luvs! Britilicious
Listen up, you holiday travellers! Ferry service between Sarkaran and Anarinuell has been shut down, supposedly for general safety *peer?* The Kraken's back!
I'd like to take a moment to personally thank Quadeem. He has, for the long time I've known him, selflessly continued to update our map without anyone nagging him (at least, to my knowledge). Thank you, Quadeem - you're an invaluable member to this community.
Old? Naw, just Experienced!
- Yey! Senika's /almost/ hit the quarter century mark! Congratulations on the 23rd bday on November 26th.
- Sarus! He had a bday, too. Goodness. Grats on number 27! (November 27th, too!)
- Osiana, I hear, has had a new baby, and just hit 42 years old on November 28th. You go girl!
Oh Baby!
Osi, lubbydubby, you made it!! See? Prayer helps! Congratulations to the mom-again and pop-again, on the birth of their newest baby, Katriana YYYYYYEEEEEEYYYYYY!!! Rod had a girl! Well, actually, Yolette had a girl, but Rod did help :) Grats to the couple!
This one takes the (Marriage) Cake!
Yeeeeeeyyyyy! Firan's newest happy couple, Abderus and Polyxena, have reportedly retired to Anarinuell for a little aloooooooone time. Grats! I expect babies in nine months, dang it!
Diss Way and Dat
- Okay, I have to say it, because I'm expecting (this month!), but praise the new mothers, Osiana and Yolette, for adding to our clan and doing a damn fine job
- Praise Belik. He's old. In fact, I got something in the @mail today, that I think fits this:
"Our Clan Leader's OLD,
and I'm truthfully told...
Several eons back,
his mask did crack...
And for just a brief while,
someone saw him SMILE!"
~(Thank you, Katarus)~
Disses are your own :) I haven't been brought completely up to date, so diss the hell outta someone!
SPLAT
Welcome, to all the new players in the Hydra Clan!! Man, so many, I can hardly keep up! Welcome back, Javier, who was here before, and welcome to the few that I have yet to meet. I'm your FacHead, which means that I get to write up a snazzy newsletter and everyone loves me for it! If you have questions, please, just poke me :)
The Sports Report:
Eek! Lord Halakeye was charged with murder? Mmm, mm, mm. And then, Jalil releases him .. Boom! Seems Halakeye attacked Argus (rofl) to show him a new skill and Argus called the guard on his own brother! I think it's safe to say that the Kraken isn't the only thing in the water.
Oy vey. Draugik's wife is doing an Aldrissa! To the Dove with her! You'd think those pagans would come up with better punishment for people who /like/ ritual-ing... but then again... that just goes to show why we have no whores, mm? Well, besides the fact that they're stoned to death in the streets *cough*
Savages! Whipping people for defying a Clan Leader. Hmm, maybe they're finally respecting Zutiv's way?
Selene's gone mad... again! Dangling gold over a mythical creature of destruction? Crying in the temple? Goodness, gracious, what do they feed those people?
Oh Baby!
- Oriana, Priestess of Soli, gave birth to a little girl, naming her Aervani.
This One Takes the (Marriage) Cake!
- Jazayeri, the unmarried mother OCer whom the town has been all up in arms about finally got married! Well, looks like she was ordered to do so, but...Zutiv help Kinto!
- Maya and Kemet, lord and lady, respectively, were married this week in the Temple of Zutiv (clappy clappy!)
Dearly Departed
- Another baby was lost, this one to Kameelya Keniwik. Zutiv protect.
- Nadia Jaffus died of poisoning this week.
- Viklon, a gladiator, died while fighting the Kraken Beast in Anarinuell.
I'm Late! For a Very Important Date!
Yep! Late, as I promised. Normal Hydra Poop posting should resume as scheduled. Let's see, it's Thursday, right? So every thursday until something happens!
Creative Hydrans?
From Dantana, who went completely all out and submitted three gazillion things! Sung to the tune of "What's a Woman" :)
WHAT'S A CLAN
What's a Clan when a Ran(ivor)
Don't stand by its side?
What's a Clan when a Ran(ivor)
Has secrets to hide?
It'll be weak
It'll be strong
Struggle hard
For so long
What's a Clan when a Ran(ivor)
(What's a Ranivor without a Clan?)
Don't go by the rule?
What's a Clan when a Ran(ivor)
(What's a Ranivor without a Clan?)
Makes it feel like a fool?
When right
Turns to wrong
It will try
To hold on to the ghosts of the past
When unity was to last
Dreams from the past
Faded so fast
All alone
In the dark
It will swear
He'll never mislead it again
