Pangaros' Rap

From FiranMUX

"One Week (Pangaros' Rap)" by Pangaros (Scott Roberts), inspired by something said at FiranCon With apologies to the Barenaked Ladies

It's been...
One week since you looked at me,
Cocked your head to the side and said, "Please whack him!"
Five days since I messaged you, sayin'
"Get cash together, come back, and see me."
Three days since the Barnacle,
I looked into it, but couldn't do it,
Yesterday, you just paid me,
But you know I ain't gonna say that Im sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're lookin' at Elik, man.
I summon whores to the Dove
Although I like the free love
I like the pros
'Cause I don't need to lie to them

Hot like a pyre when I bust rhymes
I organize crimes
Because I'm all about value.
Pandarus' got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through.

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a raspberry glazed cake
I like my Moira, she's the finest of the flavors...

Gotta see a ho
Cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous
Youll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad,
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will.
I have a tendency to wipe out all my enemies.
I have a history of whacking each one...

It's been...
One week since you looked at me,
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy!"
Five days since you tackled me,
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
It's been three days since the afternoon,
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon.
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me,
And now I sit back and wait 'till you say you're sorry.

Peeping Khalida, the Cockatrice chicken
She tries to orate and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' the Pent with no lights on
We're dans Sarkaran
I hope Philander's not in this one,
Like Lady Olena I'm getting frantic
Like Taleo I'm tantric
Like Draugik guaranteed to kick some ass

Like the Dove whores I make mad plays
'kay I don't make plays
But if I did they'd have Teranziks.
Got to get a set of better thugs
Got to find the kind that like to mug
Just so I don't lose stenis on the back end
Got to get in tune with Rose and Thorn
cuz that cool Inn has got the
boom Honoria babes that make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad.
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will.
I have a tendency to wipe out all my enemies,
I have a history of killing each one.

Its been...
One week since we had the scene
With Nalia, Dacia, and Tergus in the Diplo
Five days since I beat the ho,
Who went to the Oracle without my say-so,
Three days since Quonasi spoke,
Ya know, one day, he's gonna get his legs broke,
Yesterday, I whacked someone,
And you know that I ain't gonna say that I'm sorry...

You know that I ain't gonna say that I'm sorry...
You know that I ain't gonna say that I'm sorry...
No feckin' way I'd marry Jazayeri...