Ticanee Newsletter -4/17/08

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Ticanee Times
Volume 1, Number 14/17 April 2008

Big News!

Funeralizing Continues!
Prince Savaren Elianik and former Clan Leader Nydiam IstaNydiam were sent to sit at the right hand of Unot. Celebrities spotted at the celebrations included Taria Oshta, Dame Alexa, Tagda and Kagi, plus the usual gaggle of Firans impressed with their own importance.

More Games!
The funerary games? Done! Wedding games? Done! No more games until...um...Sunday! Spring Festival Opening Ceremonies take place on Sunday, with two weeks of games and events to follow. Pubs and inns around the city will be closed in honor of the events taking place across the river in Sarkaran. The shuttle ferry leaves from the Forum.

Festival Needs!
The Festival Food Committee needs YOU! To be exact, it needs your stuff, especially corn, apples and poultry. They also need piles of bones for cooking, although why they're too lazy to take an axe and chop down some trees is beyond me. Contact some Firan...let me check these names...Nisa, Oliana or Cyrilla. Anyone know any of these jokers?

What's That Sound!
First place in the Olympic footrace, now first place in the baby birthing stakes as well. Rijeka and Ulrik's latest wasted no time in arriving, catching everyone by surprise in the process. He hasn't been named yet, but reports are that everyone is healthy and thriving. And he's noisy. Very, very, noisy.

Doggie Deflation!
Alastor was seen unloading dogs for the cut-rate price of 40000 stenis each. Considering that the first dogs were sold for prices in the tens of millions, we can safely conclude that anyone who invested in dogs at the beginning of the market has now officially lost their tunic.

Noblemen Eyeball Calendar!
The Gentlemen's Committee will be meeting shortly in the upcoming weeks. The scheduled meeting was postponed to accomodate the Clan Council meeting. Noblemen are encouraged to bring issues to the agenda by submitting to Lord Zerasmus Didoron. Hmm...Didoron. Is he related to that toe-rag, Simon?

Classifieds

Ekenon puts out word amongst his clan members that those in need of training should seek out Ekenon, as part of his job as Master Trainer of the Ticanee Clan. He can train in many things, including archery, brawling, spear and sword fighting, dodge and leadership and many others, for a detailed listing, send a messenger today.

Sabria is looking for some kids clothes for her youngest boy, Wulf, who just turned 1 years old. As all the clothiers seem to be on strike or something, she's asking if anyone in the clan has any they can donate or if they can make some.

Sabria again forget to ask me to remind you that the best way to avoid the heartbreak of burning houses is to get trained in fire fighting!! Get it now and Be Prepared! Contact Sabria for training.

Zetes has brewed the last of the autumn corn into whiskey. If you need drinkin whiskey or cookin whiskey, let him know. Do not get them mixed up! Cookin whiskey tastes bad.

Welcome!
New this week: Talon Wolfhawke and Lili Ravenseye. If you run into them, say "Totems keep" and ask them what they've been up to.

OOC Stuff!

@Junk Game Still On!
Remember, if you @junk, shred, spill, burn or otherwise remove from the DB 20 objects you are eligible for 1 CP. Keep a list...I have to have a list, people...and @mail it to me.

Tics in Update!
New this week: Corlana Emista, the weaver. Johara has her update...@mail relationships to Johara.

Thanks!
Thanks to Zerasmus, Sabria, Nisa, Ekenon and Rijeka this week. Yay, more Tics! CP noms for people sending in news.

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