Ticanee Newsletter - 2/14/08

From FiranMUX

Ticanee Times
Volume 1, Number 5/14 February 2008

Big News!

Crazy Shamis Assail Ticanee!
Dumb Shamibelians continue to drop leaflets. Now they claim they have a sacred totem pole and they plan to smear it with Ticanee blood to curse our soldiers in battle. Hmm...the Ticanee are the smallest Firan clan by far and we have them so scared that they'll try this? Mua ha ha ha ha! If it's that Oobaris Najeera fellow again, some cold iron in his guts will shut him up.

And They're Off!
The main Firan army is moving out for Ellish tommorrow. A parade and such are usually in order. Be sure to say prayers for the recapture of Ellish, and to do what you can to support the folks at the front.

Little News!

Jesika Laid Up!
Alastor Coyote reports that his lovely wife has been injured and is confined to the Medical Center for a bit. Drop in on her and say, "Hi-diddly-eye" if you get the chance. Tell your worst jokes...she's a captive audience.

Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha!
Tagda had some spare bronze armor, so to get rid of it she got a couple Firans to fight each other over it. Ha ha ha! Dumb Firans! Good work, Tagda!

Canot In Durance Vile!
Canot Aegrotik, our new clansman that Taria Osha claimed so that he'd receive a speedy trial and execution, is still languishing in the Republic Jail months later. Will someone make this poor fellow a loin cloth with a file sewn into it? Oh, and he'll probably need some Ticanee language lessons for his trial...if it ever happens.

Horse Racing!
Gladerunner and her passenger Alastor finished in third place in the amateur division of the Horse Racing League. This was the highest finish of any Ticanee! Good job, Gladerunner.

New folks in the District!
Everyone say hi to Corlana Emista, Vilory Ravenseye's daughter, fresh off the roster yesterday! Corlana, jump on Ticanee channel (Addcom Ticanee=tic; tic on) and say "Hi-diddley-eye!"

OOC Stuff!

Glory Points!
With all these fantastic things happening throughout the clans and Republic and military, it's a good thing to take a look at help nominating for glory points. Easy example, Donos has been doing a fantastic job organising the military and getting it ready. He's doing things that are groundbreaking! So, you nominate him for glory points by doing @glory/nom Donos=For organising the military and getting it ready, by doing groundbreaking things such as giving a budget, etc etc. Pass it around!

Look at worn!
The worn command does the same as the clothing command...it's tells you what you're wearing and where. If you are ever stuck getting messages about how you can't wear something, hit 'worn' or 'clothing' and see what's where. See help worn and help clothing command. It also shows which body parts your various pieces of armor cover.

Changes!
Tics in Update!
Petula has picked up Samar's update, so if you have an @relationship with him, send it to Pet.

Un-Tic in Update!
Garmon is doing a mega-update on Pomponia. If you or any of your alts has or should have any relationship with her, send it to mer Garmon at Garmoni Originals.

Thanks!
Thanks to Prima, Alastor, Garmon and Ulyn this week. Your name could be here next week! CP noms for people sending in news. Notice: Only two Tic on the list! What gives, peoplez?