User:Rabidstoat

From FiranMUX

Rabidstoat is, alas, not really a stoat, and nobody has ever proved rabidness. It is, however, a nickname grown from a mutated 'call sign' from work. Government stuff. Military foo. Don't ask.

Random facts about Rabidstoat include:

• She has played a number of characters on Firan dating back to February 2002, including a 4-year stint as Unsel.
• She was born the day after Christmas in 1971.
• Her last name is Lautenschlager. Please do not ask her how long it took to learn how to spell it. She's tired of chuckling over that joke.
• Oh, and: 14.
• She lives just outside Atlanta, Georgia in a town called Kennesaw. Everybody there is required, by law, to own a gun.
• The town north of them, Acworth, passed an ordinance the next year requiring everyone to own a rake. Their landscaping looks better.
• Her cats are named Mop and Raphael. Raphael likes to take baths. Mop likes to throw up hairballs, preferably on carpeting.
• She repeated kindergarten.
• She once jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.
• She won the Nintendo Video Game championship in college -- twice.
• She also picked up a bachelor's degree in computer science at UCF.
• Her first name is Jennifer.
• She is an INTJ.
• She has visited Iceland in the middle of winter, and saw no other tourists.
• She has circumnavigated the globe.
• She has juggled on the streets of Orlando with a friend for money. $5 was a good night.
• She has no idea what score she made on the SAT.
• She has one younger sister, Cathy, who she once locked in a dog cage. Cathy has never forgotten.
• Her favorite smoothie flavor is Hangover Over, from Planet Smoothie.
• Her parents are divorced.
• Her uncle works for Aflac. He gave her a stuffed duck that quacks out their name for Christmas one year.
• She quit the PhD program at Georgia Tech by walking out in the middle of class two days after the drop date. It was a database course.
• Her dad is a veterinarian who owns his own practice.
• She walked a stranger's ferret around the block in Prague, Czech Republic.
• Her little sister has a PhD in biochemistry from Cornell. She does things with crystals and centrifuges.
• She has worked for the same company for over ten years.
• She grew up in Orlando. No, you don't go to Disney World every day if you live in Orlando.
• In college, she was on the programming team, and went to a grueling 6-hour practice every Saturday during training season.
• She was once investigated for mail fraud, in a friend's practical joke gone horribly awry.
• Her mom is an accountant.
• She has visited a number of countries including Iceland, New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, Hungary, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Canada, Mexico, Germany, the UK, France, Spain, Poland, Switzerland, Italy, Holland, and Belgium.
• The trip to Belgium lasted three hours and was done solely to eat waffles.
• She did 3rd and 4th grade of school in a single year.
• Her favorite author is George R. R. Martin, who really needs to write another book.
• She spent three years as a pescatarian -- vegetarian eating, plus fish.

She is working on a custom TP outline for her alt, Tarquin, who was the winner of the Free TP Contest in September 2008.

She has recently ported her Firan Survival Guide to Wiki.

She is working on an article on Olympic Coordinators.

She is attempting to play around with secure php pages in the hopes of porting more web content into the wiki world.

|This is a page she is linking to stop people from paging her about how the Olympics results link does not work. It's just a redirect.